After he “achieved an orgasm and ejaculated on the stuffed horse’s chest area,” Johnson (pictured at left) placed the soiled stuffed horse “on top of a bed in a bag (comforter set) contaminating that property also.” The Walmart merchandise that came into contact with the semen-splattered horse was deemed contaminated and not suitable for sale.
Offer a plea bargain deal: prosecutors drop the charges when Mr. Johnson pays for the damaged property and applies for a marriage license for him and his blushing bronco bride. Of course, the county clerk will almost certainly refuse to issue the license on the grounds that a man cannot marry a stuffed horse. Such was the sort of backward thinking that led to the U.S. Supreme Court allowing a Hennepin County, Minnesota county clerk to deny a marriage license to two men back in the Dark Ages (Baker v. Nelson, 1972).
Express outrage about the authorities’ obvious bigotry about not only Mr. Johnson’s sexual orientation, but also the fact that his horsey sweetheart is obviously of mixed race (“brown, tan and red”). Would they have reacted with such anger and hate if the stuffed horse had been white? I think not!
After Johnson “achieved an orgasm and ejaculated on the stuffed horse’s chest area,” he placed the “soiled stuffed horse on top of a bed in a bag (comforter set) contaminating that property also.”
Soft and huggable plush.
28 Inches Long
Aurora Paint Plush Horse